Alex Parada

Alex Parada is a 19 year old man from southeastern Pennsylvania who now lives in Wisconsin for college. He was born in New York and was raised in Pennsylvania. He even spent two years living in Toronto during his childhood.

He met Caden Powell in 4th grade, and later Shaun Sullivan and Sujith Potluri. Alex was the biggest target of bullying for Cameron Franklin, the very first true bully of Alex and his friends.

Like the majority of the order of Kek, he has autism. He is also biracial, since his father is a Colombian immigrant to America and his mother was adopted from South Korea. These things made him get picked on a whole lot. Cameron even pulled his eyelids back and shouted “CHINESE!” at Alex, something Ichi Tomoe would approve of.

Alex originally befriended Tony, but it turns out Tony was just using Alex in order to make Alex a thug. This thankfully didn’t work, and once Tony realized this he slammed Alex against a locker.

He also befriended Gaiuss Cullen and his sisters Layla and Scarlet back in late 2018. Scarlet started a stupid neoconservative club and made Alex and his friends join to draw them posters. Once it was determined that they had other means of making posters, Alex and the rest of the order of Kek were instantly discarded. It was clear that they saw autistic individuals as no more than slaves to provide them with free labor. After all, the cullens are descended from Confederate slave owners.

Tony tried to falsely say that Alex had a crush on Scarlet, and being the idiots they are Gaiuss, Liam, and especially Nathan believed him and turned on Alex. That’s how the current state of the thug club was born.

Alex enjoys history, video games, comics, movies, travel, and hilarious 4chan memes. He is the one who helped the order of Kek discover their ancient origins in the long lost ancient empire of Kekistan.